Oh, For Goodness Sake

Another Birfer is upset, because she wasn’t personally shown the President’s birth certificate.

The Defendant is technically not the president of the United States of America as he has never provided proof he is a “natural born” citizen. The current facts show the Defendant has received a “pass” all his life, without producing any evidence. The Defendant has not provided the Plaintiff with proof he is even a United States citizen or even has a Visa to be legally in the U.S. prior to being elected to the office as president of the United States of America. This Defendant was requested publicly and in Courts of Law of the United States to provide the People (Plaintiff) with proof he was eligible to serve as the President of the United States.

After all: “There has been billboards constructed and clothing manufactured with this request printed thereon.”

The President is a “Doe” type of person, if a person at all:

The Plaintiff’s compliant is against this Defendant who is an unknown doe type of individual who is “presumed” to be the president of the U. S. but who is not in reality as this person could never be as he has not provided proof of his eligibility of his constitutionally required “natural born” United States citizenship status making it constitutionally impossible for the Defendant to be a U.S. President. The Defendant is a “doe” because he refuses to provide his certified identity to insure the security of the U.S, the safety of the Plaintiff and the proof he is even in the U. S. lawfully. The Defendant was never eligible to be the U.S. president and so he could never be.

This Complaint filed with the US District Court, Central District of California last month is, well, at the loonier edge of the loony Birther fringe.

02/12/2010 1 COMPLAINT against Defendants Barack Hussein Obama, II(In his Individual Capacity as the presumed president of the United States), Barack Hussein Obama, II(in his Official Capacity as a presumed president of the United States), Barack Hussein Obama, II(in his Individual Capacity as a regular person), Unknown Name Doe 1-10. Case assigned to Judge Gary A. Feess for all further proceedings. Discovery referred to Magistrate Judge Patrick J. Walsh.(Filing fee $ 350 PAID), filed by plaintiff Ruth Jones.(car) (Entered: 02/17/2010)

Many a discredited argument for many a crackpot, paranoid, winger conspiracy theory is sprinkled across these 64 pages. Remember that joke President Obama told at the Alfred E. Smith dinner? The one about how his middle name was Steve, only it’s not? Or that time he gave INTERPOL jurisdiction over the United States, only he didn’t? The mythical millions or billions of dollars paid to suppress the President’s records? Two-parent citizenship? The non-existent adoption by his stepfather, Lolo Soetoro? FEMA camps, Czars, and the traitorous act of accepting the Nobel Peace Prize. You name it.

Otherwise, she wants:

The Plaintiff hopes this court will order sua sponte the Defendant to provide a showing of cause with proof of his being a “natural born” citizen. In the alternative she seeks a permanent injunction for the Defendant to cease and desist in his presumed position of the president of the United States of America. There is no impeachment option as the Plaintiff assets this Defendant is not the president because he was never eligible to be president and he deliberately committed fraud upon the Plaintiff.

The Plaintiff is requesting declaratory relief to declare the Defendant constitutionally ineligible at all times for the office he now occupies. The Plaintiff seeks this complaint pursuant to the Supremacy Law Article VI U. S. Constitution and pursuant to 42 U.S.C. section 1983 and 28 U.S.C. section 1331 for the Defendant’s violation of her rights she has under the United States Constitution. She seeks injunction relief in the form of removing the Defendant from the U. S. Office of the President forever. …

If the Defendant does not provide to the Plaintiff through this Court he is absolutely Constitutionally eligible to hold the office of the President, the Plaintiff herein ask for relief of a declaratory order to that effect and an injunction to remove the Defendant by force if necessary from the office of the presidency and his occupancy at the White House to be barred forevermore from this position.

Same as they all want.

With each months that passes and the U. S. officers fail to uphold the U. S. Constitution, Plaintiff becomes more anxious, afraid for her life and for that of her countries life, and has difficulty going to bed.

Go to bed, anyway, Ruth Jones; difficult though it may be, it will do you worlds of good.

Here is a lullaby to give you sweet dreams:

If you ask yourself, What is it Birthers and ‘Baggers want? This case, Jones v. Obama, gives the right answer: They want him thrown out of office. But in terms of specific information, what do they demand? This case gives some of it. But there is a list, ever-growing and periodically posted to threads at Free Republic, of all the points of personal information this president, but no president before him, owes the American people, according to Birfers.

1 Certified copy of original birth certificate
2 Columbia University transcripts
3 Columbia thesis paper
4 Campaign donor analysis requested by 7 major watchdog groups
5 Harvard University transcripts
6 Illinois State Senate records
7 Illinois State Senate schedule
8 Law practice client list and billing records/summary
9 Locations and names of all half-siblings and step-mother
10 Medical records (only the one page summary released so far)
11 Occidental College Transcripts
12 Parent’s marriage Certificate
13 Record of baptism
14 Selective Service registration records (Did Obama Actually Register for Selective Service? This supposed revelation of 0′s SS records has been debunked here and here.)
15 Schedules for trips outside of the United States before 2007
16 Passport records for all passports
17 Scholarly articles
18 SAT and LSAT test scores
19 Access to his grandmother in Kenya
20 List of all campaign workers that are lobbyists
21 Punahou grade school records
22 Noelani Kindergarten records are oddly missing from the the State of Hawaii Department of Education.
23 Page 11 of Stanley Ann Dunham’s divorce decree.
24 Why isn’t Barack Obama still a member of the Illinois bar and where are all of the relevant documents?
25 Why isn’t Michelle Obama still a member of the Illinois bar, after only about four years of practice, and where are all of the relevant documents?

Obama, of course, only has to produce what his predecessors have had to produce, in the way they had to produce it, and I can’t imagine he is going to break Executive precedent to please a bunch of nutjobs. But the above list goes to show you these freaks will never be satisfied by anything he might produce. Because what they really want, above all else, is to tear him limb from limb.