Oh, For Goodness Sake

Birfer Birfoonery

Chief Judge Royce Lamberth U.S. District Court for the District of Columbia, had a short and sweet message for the SUPER American Grand Jury on July 2.

“The individuals who have made this presentment were not convened by this court to sit as a grand jury nor have they been selected at random from a fair cross section of this district. Any self-styled indictment or presentment issued by such a group has no force under the Constitution or laws of the United States.”

Unclear?

We took care of Judge Lamberth by the way. He just got served with a Motion that put him and his Court on notice that he is now required to respond to the people and explain just why Amendment 1, 5 and 10 of the United States Constitution are not legal or binding on him or any other Court for that matter.

I can’t wait to see these wingnuts “take care” of Judge Lamberth again.

Moving right along, here is a website called PassportsUSA.com. The site serves up a few travel articles and all sorts of free information on getting a passport, how to do it, where to do it, and what to do to get it. Very helpful! But don’t miss the whole point of this detailed web work. It’s a page called Example Birth Certificates for your US passport and asks the question of doom: Is Your Birth Certificate Enough?

Now to answer the question. Is your birth certificate enough? The answer is yes, in most cases. Your birth certificate should have the following elements in order to get your US Passport. If your birth certificate is missing any one of these elements you could have real problems. I will list all the elements in the order of importance.

* Birth certificate should show a doctor’s signature, a midwife’s signature, the parent’s signature or the signature of a witness who was present at your birth.
* The name of the hospital you were born at or taken to after your birth at home, in the car or where ever you happened to be born but later seen by a doctor at a hospital.
* A raised registrar’s embossed, impressed or multicolored seal. Some older birth certificates may not have all of these elements on certificates from the 1970’s or earlier.
* The paper itself should have a print pattern or emboss style that is sometimes raised again on some olders certificates this may not be present.
* Birth certificate should have been issued within one year of your birth.

Stop here.

Dig out the document you’ve used for all sorts of legal purposes, including getting a passport, getting married, driver licenses and whatnot. I have mine in front of me from Department of Health, Bureau of Vital Records, which I’ve used for every last thing I’ve needed to show a birth certificate for since 1987, a “Certification of Birth.” An older one, used when I applied for my first driver’s license in 1965 and when I was married in 1969, didn’t even show the parents’ names. The 1987 like the 1965 version has the raised seal and is printed on patterned paper. It does not have a doctor’s signature, parent’s signature, name of hospital or car.

Does yours?

The web page then goes into the usual mish-mash of Birfistani “logic” about Barack Obama’s birth certificate, including photos best viewed here if you are a sane person. If you are a Birfer loon yourself, stay away, it will all make sense to you, not.

So are these people trying to fool hapless Americans who wander into their local libraries to use a computer to find out what ID they need for a passport, only to discover they have the WRONG birth certificate just like the President? Naw, it’s all in good fun!

Saving the best for last, Dr. Orly Taitz, Esq. and her assistant Dr. Charles Lincoln III, former-Esq., are growing closer than ever before. I have to say Dr. Charles Lincoln III has dashed one of my hopes, but I will get to that later.

The news is that the two Birther legal eagles are joining in some endeavor called “mortgage redemption litigation,” which Lincoln already practices for the benefit of people losing their homes to foreclosure. His lucky clients just have to turn over their ownership rights to him and he will fight for those rights he now owns in court against whoever financed the mortgages. I did wonder how a disbarred lawyer gets anywhere near bringing court cases, but I’m told by a barred lawyer Lincoln just says he’s representing himself. Since he now owns the client’s property lock, stock and barrel, that made sense.

Mortgage redemption, as practiced by Dr. Charles Lincoln is done by “quieting” a title to “remove a cloud.”

A quiet title suit is also called a suit to remove a cloud. A cloud is any claim or potential claim to ownership of the property. The cloud can be a claim of full ownership of the property or a claim of partial ownership, such as a lien in an amount that does not exceed the value of the property. A title to real property is clouded if the plaintiff, as the buyer or recipient of real estate, might have to defend her full ownership of the property in court against some party in the future. A landowner may bring a quiet title action regardless of whether the respondent is asserting a present right to gain possession of the premises.

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The general rule in a quiet title action is that the plaintiff may succeed only on the strength of his own claim to the real estate, and not on the weakness of the respondent’s claim. The plaintiff bears the burden of proving that he owns the title to the property. A plaintiff may have less than a fee simple, or less than full ownership, and maintain an action to quiet title. So long as the plaintiff’s interest is valid and the respondent’s interest is not, the plaintiff will succeed in removing the cloud (the respondent’s claim) from the title to the property.

With Dr. Orly Taitz, Esq. with him as lead counsel in his mortgage redemption litigation agency, Tierra Limpia/Deo Vindice Real Estate Research & Consulting of Austin, Texas, and Cambridge, Massachusetts, he has somebody to sign the legal papers he writes. And he writes a lot better legal papers than she does—or so I thought.

There is the small matter of Dr. Orly Taitz, Esq. being licensed to practice law in California, not in Texas and Massachusetts, but I am sure they can work this out. He’s not licensed to practice law in those places or California, either, as far as I can tell, but he doesn’t have to represent himself anymore. And she has all those crazy Birfer suckers of hers on her email list, who would give over their houses to her in a flat minute.

Welcome to Mortgage Redemption!

Do you think you might lose your home in foreclosure and to a servicing company no less? Are you behind in your payments? Is your home worth less now than the mortgage balance? These and many other questions can be answered by Dr. Charles Lincoln. Dr. Lincoln has been successfully providing information and helping people understand their rights and how to save their homes from foreclosure. Don’t wait get the information you need to save your home and exercise your rights.

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I’ve Xed out the contact information after noticing that even the right wing Constitution Society has a warning against Lincoln on their website.

..Lincoln has begun preying on victims of injustice. He has induced, through a straw man, the filing of fraudulent “notices of lien” on the real estate of people for amounts far in excess of any amounts owed, as a way to extort money from them.

In case you are on the verge of losing the hard-earned roof over your head, and if you ignore such warnings, like an idiot, you can now give your house to Dr. Charles Lincoln III and Dr. Orly Taitz, Esq., and they will make it all okay. How cool is that?

The Birfer Birfoonery never quits, though.

Here is Dr. Charles Lincoln, III celebrating the new partnership.

Dr. Orly Taitz, as an attorney, and her “Defend our Freedoms Foundation” have taken the lead in the fight against Obama. Orly has been described by others as a “fierce blonde” and I think of her as a combination of the three ancient Warrior Goddesses Greek Athena, Sumerian Inanna, Babylonian Ishtar, and the Norse Valkyrie—whose name translates “the worthy maidens.” I have committed myself and the resources of Tierra Limpia/Deo Vindice to Orly’s crusade against the illegitimate and unconstitutional Presidency of Barack Obama, and she in turn has committed her status and standing as well her amazing courtroom presence and presentation to the cause of mortgage redemption and property vindication.

I had thought the quadruple-headed worthy maiden’s writing had become a bit less purple prosey with Dr. Charles Lincoln’s help. He’s a lot smarter than she, and far better educated, even if he’s every bit the winger. He named his mortgage redemption agency after the motto of the Confederacy, so I expected his pleadings to reflect advocacy of secession, citizen sovereignty, encouragement of revolution, mutiny, tax-withholding, military coups, all sorts of treason, and every other bit of right wingnuttery. It’s not for nothing these two have gotten together. But Dr. Orly Taitz, Esq.’s written pieces did seem to have improved drastically in quality of writing, if not content, since Dr. Charles Lincoln became her legal assistant.

Welp.

Here we have a sample from one of his mortgage redemption cases, where he is representing himself.

15.It would be one thing if this were in isolated incident,
but it is an epidemic of fraud, made all the more acute by the
baldness of the lie.

16.This slippery tale of the mysteriously lost or destroyed note,
repeated thousands of times all over Florida, is entitled to no
more credibility than those offered by truant schoolboys
involving dogs who eat homework or great aunts who always
die during finals or when term papers are due, but it is used
successfully in perhaps80-90% of all Florida Mortgage Foreclosures, and probably 100% of all non-judicial foreclosures in California and Idaho.

17.And all the little Oysters stood and waited in a row.
“The time has come,” the Walrus said “to talk of many things:
of shoes and ships and sealing wax, of cabbages and kings.”

18.Like every one of the Oysters in Lewis Carroll’s
“The Walrus and the Carpenter” from Through the looking
glass and what Alice found there (1872), the mortgagors
in the United States have been tricked by false promises
and lies and asked to walk along the beach, only to be
summarily eaten by the mortgage companies, their servicers,
and the courts and county sheriffs who have supported them.

19.“The Sun was shining on the sea, shining with all its might….
and this odd because it was the middle of the night.”

If you don’t believe your eyes, read it for yourself and see if they lie.