Oh, For Goodness Sake

Ack! Birther Porn

Suffice it to say, Dr. Orly Taitz, Esq. does not much care for her legal assistant’s dental work, though he thinks he might like the feel of hers. But if you read the 25-page document, an affidavit supposedly written for Judge David O. Carter to read in Barnett v. Obama, which eBay hoaxer and convicted forger Lucas Smith posted to Scribd, be sure the kids are asleep (or scroll quick over page 9!).

I am outright stealing this from Patrick McKinnion:

Before you think, Oh, no, this must be an Obot trick, because no one would file such a document with a court of law, I don’t know that it has been filed with the court. It has, however, been posted to Scribd, as admitted to by Lucas Smith:

InspectorSmith (18 hours ago)
You can view it by going to Scribd and searching for “Lucas Smith 10.12.2009″

The title is “Lucas Daniel Smith 10.12.09? new Declaration SACV09-00082-DOC (Anx)”

InspectorSmith (18 hours ago)
Another declaration dated 10.12.2009 by Lucas Daniel Smith filed in Orly’s Civil Action SACVO9-00082-DOC (Anx) CAPTAIN PAMELA BARNETT? vs BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA.

Lucas Smith has made allegations before about the nature of Orly Taitz’s payment schedule for her legal team and her attempts to get him to perjure himself. All that aside, there is some interesting reading here, especially for nosy-bodies like me, although I do think this is a stretch, coming from Lucas Smith: “I am of sound mind and free of any mental disease or psychological impairment of any kind or condition.” By definition, Birthers are not either of those things.

The affidavit refers to Smith’s experience with Taitz September 5-16 when he was in California, at first expecting to testify on her behalf in Barnett v. Obama. He was, after a few days elsewhere, a guest of Charles Lincoln III, with Lincoln’s assistant Peyton Yates Freiman, in a house near her office, which Lincoln had taken title to in one of his mortgage redemption litigation efforts, for which Taitz serves as his attorney.

Orly was not happy, apparently:

She then told Charles, in my presence, that if he did not put me out of his house this very minute that she would cease to act as his attornev in the foreclosure case that was active in court for this house (4 Via Corbina, Rancho Santa Margarita, California 926880). Charles Lincoln lll would not need an attorney to help other people (his clients) fight foreclosure proceedings in court.

Smith has come to idolize Charles Lincoln III and blames Taitz for loss of the house in Rancho Santa Margarita, over which Lincoln filed a RICO conspiracy suit, charging “real estate piracy,” against the single mother who had been his tenant.

lt should be duly noted that approximately one week after I left the house of Charles Lincoln lll that he (Charles) was evicted, by law, from his home at 4 Via Corbina, Rancho Santa Margarita, California 926880. Why was he evicted, unexpectedly to him, from his own home? Orly Taitz, in her incompetence, had some time ago forgot to inform Charles of an upcoming court date in the Charles Lincoln lllforeclosure litigation. Charles lost the foreclosure suit by defoult because he’d missed the court date and not made the necessary filings on time. This was all a surprise to Mr. Lincoln as he found out by way of eviction from his house in September (2009). Lost was a house worth hundreds of thousands of dollars….a shame it is.

Sorry, Lucas, Charles Lincoln III, her disbarred, but highly educated, legal assistant, relies on feather brain Taitz to tell him of upcoming court dates? Highly doubtful. Smith seems as mesmerized by Lincoln as Lincoln does by his bitch goddess, Taitz.

During his time in California, Smith attended a meeting with the DOJ, along with Charles Lincoln III and Peyton Yates Frieman, where Taitz and her unwelcome co-counsel Gary Kreep were present by phone. Smith claims to have recorded this meeting and later learned it was illegal to do so. In the affidavit posted yesterday by Smith, he claims Taitz urged him to tell various lies in court and to post the illegal recording to YouTube, which he refused to do.

On September 15, out of “a complex and burdensome inner turmoil,” Smith called US Attorney DeJute:

l, Lucas Smith, hereby make it known to the Court and the People of the Government that I did, on 09.15.2009, place phone calls to the honorable US Attorney David Anthony DeJute. I spoke with DeJute for only a minute or so. I requested a face to face meeting with him. Dejute asked me what the meeting was for. l, Lucas Smith, informed him that I had information that was pertinent to civil action SACV09-00082-DOC (Anx) that I felt obligated to share with the United States of America, i.e., the US Attorneys Office. DeJute was immediately aware of who I was and he made verbal note of the scheduling conference of 09.10.2009 that we were both present at the week before.

DeJute told me that he would have to make sure that a meeting between him and I was even possible, ethically. He requested a telephone number that he could reach me at. l, Lucas Smith, then supplied him with a telephone number that he could reach me at. DeJute then said that he would call me back soon but, need to verify first if it would or wouldn’t be ethical for us to meet.

A few hours passed and l decided to callthe honorable USAttorney David Anthony DeJute, again. This time a received his voicemail. I then proceeded to leave a short message in which I stated that attorney Orly Taitz had been soliciting me to give false testimony in civil action SACV09-00082-DOC (Anx). I mentioned the instance of Orly Taitz asking me to lie under oath about attorney Gary Kreep.

A few hours later I received a call, which went to my voicemail, from Dejute. In the voicemail he stated that a meeting between us might not be ethical and that if I would like to share any information with the US Attorneys Office that | (Lucas Smith) would have to secure another attorney (not Orly Taitz) and then write a letter which contains the information that I would like to bring to the attention to the US Attorneys Office and then send the said letter to the US Attorneys Office.

Since Orly doesn’t seem to want Smith as a witness anymore, and Smith sounds as if he wouldn’t be caught dead being her witness, perhaps DeJute will change his mind. Oh, wait, maybe we can find a good lawyer for Lucas! Surely there is a member in good standing with the California Bar who would help Lucas Smith negotiate with the DOJ.

Lincoln apparently tried to save Lucas Smith as a witness in Barnett v. Obama:

He then pleaded with Orly Taitz, practically begging Orly Taitz to please work with me, Lucas Smith, the STAR WITNESS AND KEYSTONE to this case against Obama. Orly Taitz then said to Mr. Lincoln, “This piece of shit put on the internet that I am sleeping with members of my legal team. I do have my honor to consider! I’m not going to put this piece of shit on the stand, if lput him on the stand he’sgoingto saythat l’ve been sleeping with members of my legal team. What about my honor!” l, Lucas Smith, then said to Orly Taitz, “You lost your honor the moment that you slept outside of your marriage”.

Feh. She considers nobody’s honor when she posts all manner of exposés of the lives of private citizens, judges, law clerks, and bureaucrats, all over the country, even dead children, and her imaginary dark deeds by the President and First Lady, yet she wants her privacy respected on the Internet. I suppose the employees of a company in Belleview, Washington want themselves photographed by demented Birthers, to be spread all over her blog for whatever insane purpose Taitz has in mind. Fuck her.

There is a lot, of course, about the two Fake Kenyan Birth Certificates that Dr. Orly Taitz, Esq. has filed in different courts, in different states, but this is the most interesting passage:

On two separate occasions while Orly Taitz and I were having discussions she (Orly Taitz) brought up the idea that | (Lucas Smith) should give false testimony in open court that it was me (Lucas Smith) that also obtained, in Kenya, the 1964 Republic of Kenya Certified Copy of Registration of Birth of Barack Hussein Obama ll. Orly Taitz asked me to give false testimony that it was me (Lucas Smith) that gave her the color photograph of the 1964 Republic of Kenya Certified Copy of Registration of Birth of Barack Hussein Obama ll.

Orly Taitz told me that she’d been supplied with the photograph of the 1964 Republic of Kenya Certified Copy of Registration of Birth of Barack Hussein Obama ll by MOSSAD (ha-Mossad le-Modiin ule-Tafkidim Meyuhadim or the The Institute for lntelligence and Special Tasks). The word mossod is Hebrew for the English word institute.

Orly Taitz went on to tell me that she’d strategically planned from the outset of her public release of the photograph of the 1964 Republic of Kenya Certified Copy of Registration of Birth of Barack Hussein Obama ll for the possibility of me (Lucas Smith) vouching (at a later date) for having obtained this birth registration while lwas in Kenya and furthermore that it was I (Lucas Smith) that gave her the color photograph of this birth registration, as well.

While there have been unsubstantiated rumors about Taitz having Mossad connections, I believe this is the first allegation that Taitz herself has said the FKBC, (the one before Lucas Smith’s FKBC2), was provided by Mossad. Earlier this month, Larry Sinclair, another disgruntled Taitz witness, who also claimed she tried to get him to lie in court, said Taitz had told him she knew both Kenyan certificates were fake. Of course, all three of these people are known liars, four counting Wayne Madsen, so there’s that to consider.

Lucas Smith also says:

I have searched far and wide for supporting evidence which would back up or authenticate the two Kenyan birth certificates that have been filed in this civil case… However, all investigation, research and analysis… have led me to believe that the document is a fake and that Orly Taitz has known it was a fake from the onset.

Dr. Orly Taitz, Esq. denies almost all:

When contacted by the Weekly, Taitz responded to Smith’s version of events by saying in an email that “none of it is true.” There is one exception, of course: “The only true thing is the declaration that he filed with court under penalty of perjury, stating that the attached certified copy of Obama’s Kenyan BC is the true and correct copy.”

Smith closes with an impassioned grito to his fellow Birfers:

And if morals and ethics, of which attorney Orly Taitz lacks, are no longer paramount or important at all than what are we fighting for? What is America? ls America an attorney that squanders patriotic financial donations on $300 meals at upscale restaurants? ls America an attorney that sleeps outside of her marriage to keep free legal help around that she easily afford to pay? Perhaps we should all just share our bodies freely as they do in the books Brove New Wortd written by Aldous Huxley or The Tomorrow File written by Lawrence Sanders. ls monogamous marriage only meant for the savages that Aldous Huxley wrote about? A meal around the dinner table with your family, that’s just so un-American isn’t it? And packing a lunch when you have a long day planned, that’s quite untrendy isn’t it, what American would do that? By all means, fellow Patriots, send you monetary donations to attorney Orly Taitz.

Frankly, I think Smith has been hanging around with Charles Edward Lincoln III a little too much.