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01 Jul

“My fax Sucessful 14 page fax to judge”


This little blog was originally intended to highlight ridiculousness exhibited by both right and left in the course of the Obama presidency. As it is turning out, though, once you turn your eye on the Birther movement, it becomes almost impossible to look away.

The other day World Nut Daily told its readers:

A judge hearing one of the cases challenging Barack Obama’s eligibility to be president has taken the unusual step of describing the dispute as a serious constitutional issue and further has begun adding letters of comment from the public to the court record.

Word of the action by U.S. Magistrate Judge Joel Schneider in Camden, N.J., comes from attorney Mario Apuzzo, who is handling the Kerchner vs. Obama case.

Other right wing sites carried on the letter-writing campaign to influence the judge in the Kerchner case.

Here is a sample on Plains Radio Network.

My fax Sucessful 14 page fax to judge

I faxed on June 26 at 9:00 AM EST, a two page letter and 12 pages of documentation to Judge Schneider. My fax was sucessful. Told the judge that Obama admitted he was not NBC when he told everyone that His dad was not a US citizen. Told judge to read constitution cause it takes 2 US citizen parents to have child born on US soil to be a NBC. Told Judge Pres had to be NBC. Told Judge big difference between NBC and native citizen.

HOPE JUDGE Schneider is not intimidated like US ATTORNEY JEFF TAYLOR was.

How could anyone in their right mind think a judge would want to receive fourteen page faxes from anybody but a lawyer on the case? Try as I might, I just can’t think like a Birther; I have to add: Thank you, Jesus.

This is what appeared on Family Security Matters on June 25:

Exclusive: Judge Accepting Letters in Lawsuit Re. Birth Certificate Question

The Editors

Judge Joel Schneider is accepting letters in the Kerchner vs. Obama birth certificate case and will include them in the file if received by Monday, June 29th.

If you’re concerned about the Constitutional issues surrounding the birth certificate controversy, this is your chance to let your opinions be known. Security for families and for all Americans rests on the principles of law, and subversion of the Constitution is not in anyone’s best interests.

Send your letters to:

Hon. U.S. Magistrate Judge Joel Schneider
U.S. District Court
401 Market Street
Camden, NJ 08102-1568

FAX XXX-XXX-XXXX

(I X’d out the FAX number out of compassion for the judge’s office staff.)

Yesterday, two items appeared on the docket for this case:

06/29/2009 LETTER ORDER addressed to Mr. Apuzzo, Re: Non-Party Correspondence. Signed by Magistrate Judge Joel Schneider on 6/29/09. (js) (Entered: 06/30/2009)

Saying, essentially, you will get these crazy people off my back, if you know what’s good for you.

Dear Mr. Apuzzo:

The Court recently learned that it has been erroneously reported on certain internet web sites that the court accepts correspondence and faxes from non-parties that will become part of the court’s file. As a result the court has received numerous letters and faxes from non-parties. Although the court does not know the source of the erroneous reports, you are nevertheless directed to advise your clients that the court does not accept correspondence or faxes from non-parties for filing in the court’s file…

Very truly yours,
s/Joel Schneider
JOEL SCHNEIDER
United States Magistrate Judge

And this:

06/29/2009 ORDER directing the Clerk to strike and remove from the docket all letters from non-parties including but not limited to : Doc. Nos. 18,19,20,22,23,24 and 25. Signed by Magistrate Judge Joel Schneider on 6/29/09. (js) (Entered: 06/30/2009)

Saying, essentially, this is just too embarrassing for words.

What’s that you say?

Jun 30, 2009 – 2:38PM

Re: Letters needed NOW on Judge on Kerchner v Obama Case

This is horrible! I spent 2 days writing a perfect letter and then it took 5 hours to get there fax to work and when I seen this I called the court and the person there said that my letter and all letter were shredded and not even read.

We need to sue this horrible Judge for ignoring us.

That’ll be good.

Yet hope springs eternal in Birfistan, as they turn their sights on a new judge, according to The Jag Report.

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Kerchner v Obama & Congress: AN UPDATE FROM MARIO APUZZO

Write to Judge Simandle from now on regarding the defendants’ attempts to get a dismissal without the merits of the case being judicially reviewed.

Address correspondence to U.S. District Judge, Jerome B. Simandle.

Your must reference the Kerchner v Obama & Congress case:

Honorable Jerome B. Simandle,
U.S. District Judge – United States Courthouse
Mitchell H. Cohen Building
4th & Cooper Streets
Camden, New Jersey 08101

See, now, that’s what I mean.

I read Judge Schneider’s letter to Apuzzo to say: “Numerous letters and faxes from non-parties.” And cut it out. Now.

Birthers read it to say they broke the fax machine with their 14-page faxes, true, but they can still send letters as long as they are addressed to a different judge in the same court.

No matter this part: “The court does not accept correspondence or faxes from non-parties for filing in the court’s file.”

I wonder why they bother. It is most certain to happen, I read it on The Jag Hunter, that the President and some of his Administration will be arrested by the military this summer, despite the military being rather busy elsewhere. The Joint Chiefs are pissed off and Hillary is, somehow or other, in quarantine.

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

FEDERAL ARREST OF TREASONER OBAMA IS CREDIBLY REPORTED TO OCCUR IN 60 TO 90 DAYS!

JAG HUNTER here:

Reports have been coming in for several days that the IMPOSTOR OBAMA will be placed under federal arrest in anywhere from 60 to 90 days for TREASON!

WELL DONE to AMERICA’S GRAND JURIES!

Save your postage stamps, Birthers. The USPS is just another socialist plot, anyhow. That mail carrier of yours? You don’t even want to think about it.

But Birthers never say die:

***CALL TO ACTION***

LET’S GET ENGAGED AMERICA!!!!

FAX, E-MAIL, CALL, WRITE LETTERS TO ALL OF THESE BUT MAKE CHIEF MAGISTRATE JUDGE OF THE U.S. DISTRICT COURT, ROYCE LAMBERTH YOUR FIRST CONTACT.

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